We have murdered Italian food.
Dunkin' Donuts has released a chicken parmesan flatbread sandwich that has completed the recipe's journey from classic Italian cuisine to pure unadulterated American bastardization. If a real Italian person saw this, I think he would spit on it before breaking down into tears. I imagine him having a feeling reminiscent of the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. He sees the chicken parm as a shell of its former shelf and buys one just to throw it out and then hurls a water fountain through the wall to escape DDs.
RIP Chicken Parm
-K
RIP Chicken Parm
-K
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Just don't swear or say anything racist so I can still read this at work.