Northeastern University has a terrible logo. To understand the state of this latest atrocity, we must look at its genealogy. How have we gone from the home of Reggie Lewis, NCAA tournament bids and Beanpot glory to a list-obsessed university trying to hack away any visages of its co-op uniqueness to become a standard university Barbie doll? It's clearly the logos.
A deeper thinker studying Art History (i.e, future apartment realtor) might say the present logo, in place the last few years, represents NU's self-flagellation from trying to become just another generic 4-year college. Amid rumors of dropping its co-op program and ultimately offering a 4-year option for students, NU hurt itself and tried negating its primary identity, the co-op program. The red eyes representing the deal with the devil President Freeland made with that tempting mistress, U.S. News and World Report, to get into the Top 100.
But, I know what you are thinking. The person that gave that poor vampire dog a bowl of magma and melted his snout should be hanged. But, nay, this was drawn of purpose! They even put it on the hockey jerseys. Imagine trying to instill fear into your opponent while wearing a maimed canine on your sweater. The hockey players must never cease getting crap for this. I would never stop taunting an NU player if I played for BU. "Hey, nice cleft-lipped demon dog, clown." This is probably why we never win a 4-team tournament. (You have to win 2 games in a row and you WIN the tournament! Haven't done it since '88.) Imagine for a second NU won the men's basketball tournament of the league we are the most northern member by far of, the CAA. NU is in the NCAA tournament and CBS does a 3D spinning image of that monstrosity while Jim Nantz downplays the graphic showing NU getting out-rebounded 34-8 by number one seed UNC. Even South Dakota State's looked good on TV and they are 500 miles from any metropolis.



We end with the graphical representation of NU from 1987-1998. A proud husky mounting Nebraska's logo and dominating it into submission. But again, human teeth. Eh, our best try. A throwback to being a commuter school with Jim Calhoun as the basketball coach, NU's own Reggie Lewis playing for the Boston Celtics, Beanpot victories and the YMCA serving as "on-campus" housing. The birth of our best cheer - chanting "safety school" to Harvard - perhaps?
Alas, we have gone from Proud Husky to Melted Snout, just as Northeastern has gone through it's disjointed growth with some misfires yet more successes. It's too bad our logo doesn't reflect that. But, I don't want to be one of those people who complains without having solutions. A better image of my alma mater is out there. It is used by an university that has N and U in its acronym, its colors are red and black, AND they are the huskies. Ladies and gentlemen presenting Northern Illinois Northeastern University's new logo:
-K
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